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ENJOLRAS/bodyshot
^reblogging for that terribly accurate gif
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God: *creates the human butt*
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God: oh they are gonna love this
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sometimes i see a cute boy and i just
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Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
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Hazel Grace: "Sure."
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Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
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Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
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Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
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Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
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Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
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Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
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Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
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